Thursday, February 26, 2009

PISSED OFF!

Beyond words. At this. Whatever you do Aunt Tammi - do NOT click on that link. I'll be finding a new team to root for next season.

Monday, February 16, 2009

One More Thing

Kudos to the Republican Congressperson I saw on Fox News yesterday who threw the stimulus pork sandwich on the ground after chastising the rest of the Congress group of thieves and idiots for not reading it and not letting the American public read it.

Hey whoever you are - come to Florida, I want to vote for you. Better yet, run for President.

Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee

I am the official Wii boxing champion.

Seriously.

I think I found my new cardio workout.

Monday, February 09, 2009

Everything is OK

Crisis (or lack thereof) has been averted.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

New Word for Your Vocabulary

Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the expression "Bull Sh**." As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS" or, in the military, "Bravo Sierra"

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?

A. I meant that something was ridiculous, idiotic, a half-truth, or just stupid. It covered any number of negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially foolish insolent talk.

I have decided that I will no longer use either of those expressions in the future. When I have the need to express those feelings, I will use the word "Pelosi".

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi." I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar but it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, it's possible we can get the word in the dictionary. That would be an excellent legacy for the Speaker of the House.